Bicycle frame
All sorts of nicknames are arising out of my new hip replacement.
"I'm a hip chick!"
"I'm bionic woman!"
"I have a cobalt-chromium implant, with a polyethylene liner in the socket....I feel like a bike frame!"
As for the first quote, Mom commented to the resident, Dr. Hany, that I make that joke to various people.
Don's response to my calling him "cancer stick boy" yesterday was, "Brass [hip] girl" and, as our group moved inside from a thunder and lightning storm,
"[That umbrella is a lightning rod and...] she's electric!"
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